Tan lines...Extract from Jacinto's 1993 masterpiece... sweaty “Rio kNIGHTS” in two parts
Felipe: Hey Paco you said you'd never say you told Alex about the gun under the kitchen sink!
Paco: Well, Felipe if you hadn't spilled that ice cream all over the couch last night I would have gone to the police instead.
Felipe: What!
Paco: Yeah!!!!
Felipe: What !?
Paco: Look, all I want is some love and affection. A little P and H man..
Felipe: You mean a little TLC, tender lovin' care, you're such a moron. You should have kept your thing.
Paco: What do you mean my “thing.” I mean you know I'm a woman. A full fledged woman and that is why I went all the way and did it my way!
Felipe: Look, I like you because you still look like a man sweetie.
Paco: cries.... sob sob -
Felipe: Oh come here you sissy. Let's go get really tan!
Paco: Yeah, let's totally get tan. I want sexy tan lines Felipe.
Felipe: I totally LOVE your sexy tan lines Paco.
Paco: Me too!
Felipe: Me too...
Felipe: Hey Paco you said you'd never say you told Alex about the gun under the kitchen sink!
Paco: Well, Felipe if you hadn't spilled that ice cream all over the couch last night I would have gone to the police instead.
Felipe: What!
Paco: Yeah!!!!
Felipe: What !?
Paco: Look, all I want is some love and affection. A little P and H man..
Felipe: You mean a little TLC, tender lovin' care, you're such a moron. You should have kept your thing.
Paco: What do you mean my “thing.” I mean you know I'm a woman. A full fledged woman and that is why I went all the way and did it my way!
Felipe: Look, I like you because you still look like a man sweetie.
Paco: cries.... sob sob -
Felipe: Oh come here you sissy. Let's go get really tan!
Paco: Yeah, let's totally get tan. I want sexy tan lines Felipe.
Felipe: I totally LOVE your sexy tan lines Paco.
Paco: Me too!
Felipe: Me too...
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